In Rain, or Shine, or... Haze?

Who cares about the haze? We don't need no health, like we need no shins nor guards. We'll be playing uni-hockey till we're blue in the face, choking from the PSI 150 high sky (it rhymes).

But it will be pleasing to know that Team Tiger Beer (TTB) is conspicuously missing from today's action, as only a solitary figure garbed in the TTB gear appears. The World (tm) returns in full force (sort of) and one of the fiercest stick-wield and tongue lashing you've ever seen take place on the court today.

It was Siyong, Kee, Jeff, Kailun, Emannuel, and Marvyn on The World team against moi, Jolyon, Remi, Huifang and Jiahui and eventually Geoffrey on Orange, eventhough technically Geoffrey wasn't wearing orange.

And rumors abound speak of sightings of a certain Alex, donning Orange, but such fleet sightings are unable to be confirmed and whether did he really exist that night or was it just a phantasm remains an unknown. Experts coin this case a case of an Unidentified Fleeting Orange (UFO).

Despites the admonitions of health officials discouraging vigorous activity amidst this haze, the unicyclists gave da finga and went ahead anyway (officials go 'tut tut'). If vigorous activity were to be stopped just for the presence of the haze, then sex should be halted too for the health of the public.

Anyway, the match was insane. The final score was 2:2 and a third goal by Siyong which was dodgy and should be nulled because of the sudden appearance of a basketball in the court which distracted all Orange members and Siyong scored because of that. Do we hear a unanimous cry of no-goal? I think so too.

Highlights include:

Geoffrey almost scoring, Jolyon almost scoring, alot of The World (tm) almost scoring but they never do and a few spectacular crashes here and there. Yours truly was the victim of 2 The World (tm) members closing in from both flanks and they did a mach truck and squashed the victim in between.

The World (tm) uses an 'arrowhead' formation, with someone leading in the center and then passing to someone on either side of the court, where then later assistance can be gained from the corner to an assisted shot. Tricky, they are but it could have been stopped easily if Orange members were just a little more vigilant and talked a whole lot less.

Geoffrey did manage to touch the ball alot more often today. It's probably the result of being pushed into the front lines, where casualty rates are highest.

And, in other news,

Geoffrey steals

SP's desk

drawer!!

That's right, Geoffrey, the one and the very same Geoffrey mentioned many times above stole a drawer from a desk in the library for his own solicitous purpose, highly of which are suspiciously commercial. This means he's stealing school property to probably earn money outside.

HAVE YOU NO SENSE OF SHAME?

(yadda yadda for 2 hours)

...and, for those who did not attend today's session, Jiahui TREATED everyone to Milo Bing AND popiah. Hahaha. Sucks to be you.