Nobody blogs, therefore I do.

After consecutive weeks of being trashed by the trademark color of Sunkist's products (it's orange, for the slow), and consecutive humiliation (9-2 on the 17th May! wow!) by great effort of teamwork, The World(tm) seems to be biting the dust hard. Is the absence of Sid sorely missed? Is the absence of Kee conspicuous? Rumors abound and privvy sources have confirmed unidentified sightings of Kee, that he was around but disappeared prior to the match.

Do we smell kidnapping?

Orange spokesperson denied all allegations and defied accusations that Orange was responsible for the disappearance of Kee.

Said Orange spokesperson, "Nope, we had nothing to do with it. We absolutely did not, I repeat: not, have anything to do with Kee's disappearance. We absolutely did not see him lured away, bagged, clobbered on the head, manhandled into an unmarked black van; plate number GV 2556 S, bound, chloroformed, spat at by 4 orange donning guys who leered at Kee and one of them had a tattoo on his forearm saying 'I ♥ MOMMY'. Nuh-uh, we never saw no such thing. Now scram before I call the police!"

The World(tm) wonders where Kee has been all these time.

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The Runway unicycling event too had Kee conspicuously missing, even though his name was on the roster (more information and pictures on Page 3).

We had the presence of Wen, professional amateur, amidst us, a grace we daren't assume.

The event when well, seeing how people chose the 6km route instead of the 15km route.

Joseph, in Jiahui's words, verbatim, is 'hot'! 270 degrees hot, to be exact, as his flamin' yellow t-shirt attests to.

Jolyon was there, and so was his 36" Qu-Ax.

Geoffrey wins the 'So-late, he-might-as-well-not-have-come' award, where he arrives just as we finish unicycling, but we give him credit because he brought an Afro wig. I mean, who doesn't love an Afro?

After we left, or as we were leaving, Jiahui and Wen sneaked off for a rendezvous, as both of them conveniently got lost and cycled in the wrong direction, giving them a whole 1/2 hour to themselves for who-knows-what reasons.

This sums up the news bite on current and not-so-current events. I hope this means someone would pick up the mantle and BLOG FOR GOODNESS SAKE!


This is your raving reporter (wannabe RR), out!