We interupt your regular program of unicycle hockey to bring you this special one off broadcast.
We are gathered here today to witness the grudge match between Jia "Mop water connesiour" Hui and Kee.
It ended up with Kee winning. That concludes out broadcast. Now we move on to the highlights.
Kee leading a race only to get hit by a turtle shell just before the finishing line and letting JiaHui steal the race.
Kee getting knocked off the track by Donkey Kong not once, not twice but 4 bloody times .
JiaHui leading the podium standings till the last game, when Kee came from behind to win. They then both got bored.
In other news, not related to Mario Kart, 4 people who stayed in the East side almost commited the fatal mistake of having teh bing at Clementi before realising their mistake and going to Bedok to have it.
Also, JiaHui has admitted to being a mop water drinker, able to taste the minute differences between iced dessert and detol filled mop water.
Thursday, October 26, 2006
Wednesday, October 18, 2006
We are the champions...again!
"We are the champions, again....
We'll keep on winning, till the end...
We are the champions, we are the champions,
Nanny nanny poo poo, cause we are the champions...
Of The World(tm)!
(Sing to the tune of.. I dunno, 'We are the champions'?)
Yes indeed it is a good day to be an Orange member as the spectacular wins simply is mind-boggling. The game ended at a total of 14:4 in favor of Orange, and quite alot of credit should be given to Jojo who makes a guest appearance and playing, appropriately, for Orange.
Today's game was fierce and the ante was upped considerably as both The World(tm) and Orange played fiercer but most perceptibly was The World(tm)'s visible and significant increase in teamwork when faced with the impeccable strength of Orange. In the first half, a percentage of Orange goals were scored by Jojo's tight angle shot from the left to which, to one's amusement, happened not once but 2 or 3 times consecutively. One'd have expect The World(tm) to at least cover up that blaring loophole but in psyche for the offense, their defense had a few loopholes in it.
And, Jolyon scored 2 goals!!!!.
"For he's a Jolyon good fella,
for he's a Jolyon good fella,
for he's a Jolyon good fella....
And he scored two goals, tonight!"
(Sing to 'For he's a jolly good fella')
The first half ended at a score of 10:2, and Joseph was put out of the game due to a spectacular crash from an anonymous foul. I think Siyong replaced Joseph, and the offense of The World(tm) increased perceptibly as The World(tm) attacked in tripartite, with Kai Lun in the middle, Kee on the left flank and Siyong everywhere.
Remi and Huifang joined in the second half, bolstering the defenses of Orange somewhat and Remi joined the fray by taking a mid-field/defender stance, occasionally going on the offense and scoring a goal in the second half!
Commendable was the multiple saves by The World(tm) from Orange's numerous attacks (on the last count, 15 attempts in the first half). That means a 33.3333333..% save ratio!
Er, is that good?
We'll keep on winning, till the end...
We are the champions, we are the champions,
Nanny nanny poo poo, cause we are the champions...
Of The World(tm)!
(Sing to the tune of.. I dunno, 'We are the champions'?)
Yes indeed it is a good day to be an Orange member as the spectacular wins simply is mind-boggling. The game ended at a total of 14:4 in favor of Orange, and quite alot of credit should be given to Jojo who makes a guest appearance and playing, appropriately, for Orange.
Today's game was fierce and the ante was upped considerably as both The World(tm) and Orange played fiercer but most perceptibly was The World(tm)'s visible and significant increase in teamwork when faced with the impeccable strength of Orange. In the first half, a percentage of Orange goals were scored by Jojo's tight angle shot from the left to which, to one's amusement, happened not once but 2 or 3 times consecutively. One'd have expect The World(tm) to at least cover up that blaring loophole but in psyche for the offense, their defense had a few loopholes in it.
And, Jolyon scored 2 goals!!!!.
"For he's a Jolyon good fella,
for he's a Jolyon good fella,
for he's a Jolyon good fella....
And he scored two goals, tonight!"
(Sing to 'For he's a jolly good fella')
The first half ended at a score of 10:2, and Joseph was put out of the game due to a spectacular crash from an anonymous foul. I think Siyong replaced Joseph, and the offense of The World(tm) increased perceptibly as The World(tm) attacked in tripartite, with Kai Lun in the middle, Kee on the left flank and Siyong everywhere.
Remi and Huifang joined in the second half, bolstering the defenses of Orange somewhat and Remi joined the fray by taking a mid-field/defender stance, occasionally going on the offense and scoring a goal in the second half!
Commendable was the multiple saves by The World(tm) from Orange's numerous attacks (on the last count, 15 attempts in the first half). That means a 33.3333333..% save ratio!
Er, is that good?
Wednesday, October 11, 2006
In Rain, or Shine, or... Haze?
Who cares about the haze? We don't need no health, like we need no shins nor guards. We'll be playing uni-hockey till we're blue in the face, choking from the PSI 150 high sky (it rhymes).
But it will be pleasing to know that Team Tiger Beer (TTB) is conspicuously missing from today's action, as only a solitary figure garbed in the TTB gear appears. The World (tm) returns in full force (sort of) and one of the fiercest stick-wield and tongue lashing you've ever seen take place on the court today.
It was Siyong, Kee, Jeff, Kailun, Emannuel, and Marvyn on The World team against moi, Jolyon, Remi, Huifang and Jiahui and eventually Geoffrey on Orange, eventhough technically Geoffrey wasn't wearing orange.
And rumors abound speak of sightings of a certain Alex, donning Orange, but such fleet sightings are unable to be confirmed and whether did he really exist that night or was it just a phantasm remains an unknown. Experts coin this case a case of an Unidentified Fleeting Orange (UFO).
Despites the admonitions of health officials discouraging vigorous activity amidst this haze, the unicyclists gave da finga and went ahead anyway (officials go 'tut tut'). If vigorous activity were to be stopped just for the presence of the haze, then sex should be halted too for the health of the public.
Anyway, the match was insane. The final score was 2:2 and a third goal by Siyong which was dodgy and should be nulled because of the sudden appearance of a basketball in the court which distracted all Orange members and Siyong scored because of that. Do we hear a unanimous cry of no-goal? I think so too.
Highlights include:
Geoffrey almost scoring, Jolyon almost scoring, alot of The World (tm) almost scoring but they never do and a few spectacular crashes here and there. Yours truly was the victim of 2 The World (tm) members closing in from both flanks and they did a mach truck and squashed the victim in between.
The World (tm) uses an 'arrowhead' formation, with someone leading in the center and then passing to someone on either side of the court, where then later assistance can be gained from the corner to an assisted shot. Tricky, they are but it could have been stopped easily if Orange members were just a little more vigilant and talked a whole lot less.
Geoffrey did manage to touch the ball alot more often today. It's probably the result of being pushed into the front lines, where casualty rates are highest.
And, in other news,
Geoffrey steals
SP's desk
drawer!!
That's right, Geoffrey, the one and the very same Geoffrey mentioned many times above stole a drawer from a desk in the library for his own solicitous purpose, highly of which are suspiciously commercial. This means he's stealing school property to probably earn money outside.
HAVE YOU NO SENSE OF SHAME?
(yadda yadda for 2 hours)
...and, for those who did not attend today's session, Jiahui TREATED everyone to Milo Bing AND popiah. Hahaha. Sucks to be you.
But it will be pleasing to know that Team Tiger Beer (TTB) is conspicuously missing from today's action, as only a solitary figure garbed in the TTB gear appears. The World (tm) returns in full force (sort of) and one of the fiercest stick-wield and tongue lashing you've ever seen take place on the court today.
It was Siyong, Kee, Jeff, Kailun, Emannuel, and Marvyn on The World team against moi, Jolyon, Remi, Huifang and Jiahui and eventually Geoffrey on Orange, eventhough technically Geoffrey wasn't wearing orange.
And rumors abound speak of sightings of a certain Alex, donning Orange, but such fleet sightings are unable to be confirmed and whether did he really exist that night or was it just a phantasm remains an unknown. Experts coin this case a case of an Unidentified Fleeting Orange (UFO).
Despites the admonitions of health officials discouraging vigorous activity amidst this haze, the unicyclists gave da finga and went ahead anyway (officials go 'tut tut'). If vigorous activity were to be stopped just for the presence of the haze, then sex should be halted too for the health of the public.
Anyway, the match was insane. The final score was 2:2 and a third goal by Siyong which was dodgy and should be nulled because of the sudden appearance of a basketball in the court which distracted all Orange members and Siyong scored because of that. Do we hear a unanimous cry of no-goal? I think so too.
Highlights include:
Geoffrey almost scoring, Jolyon almost scoring, alot of The World (tm) almost scoring but they never do and a few spectacular crashes here and there. Yours truly was the victim of 2 The World (tm) members closing in from both flanks and they did a mach truck and squashed the victim in between.
The World (tm) uses an 'arrowhead' formation, with someone leading in the center and then passing to someone on either side of the court, where then later assistance can be gained from the corner to an assisted shot. Tricky, they are but it could have been stopped easily if Orange members were just a little more vigilant and talked a whole lot less.
Geoffrey did manage to touch the ball alot more often today. It's probably the result of being pushed into the front lines, where casualty rates are highest.
And, in other news,
Geoffrey steals
SP's desk
drawer!!
That's right, Geoffrey, the one and the very same Geoffrey mentioned many times above stole a drawer from a desk in the library for his own solicitous purpose, highly of which are suspiciously commercial. This means he's stealing school property to probably earn money outside.
HAVE YOU NO SENSE OF SHAME?
(yadda yadda for 2 hours)
...and, for those who did not attend today's session, Jiahui TREATED everyone to Milo Bing AND popiah. Hahaha. Sucks to be you.
Wednesday, October 04, 2006
Reorganization.
Following the brouhaha that was the influx of Team Tiger Beer (henceforth now referred to as TTB), Orange members realized their folly, and Orange regroups, stronger in camaraderie than ever. TTB still exists, though, swallowing up whatever was left of The World (tm) and oh. my. god. It's an unholy alliance with TTB and The World(tm)!
The game started on a small note. Literally. With 12 players squeezed into just 1 court, one could hardly fart without stinking up all other 11 players.
I'll cut to the chase: TTB won (bah) overall 5:3. Orange was in shambles as they tried to recuperate from the shock that was the combined forces that was TTB and The World(tm). So much so was the shock that eventually, demoralization set in and Orange members deserted ranks, leaving a grand total of 3 Orange members against 7 TTB members, of which the 3 held their guard pretty well.
It was a good day for international rivalry to run high, as someone from TTB hit Huifang, French property, with a sinister inter-continental ball(istic) missle [ICBM]. Jacques Chirac refuses to comment, and Remi Fontan commented darkly that "Something will be done" (in French, of course) but ironically, Remi accidentally scored an own goal.
As with the expansionary powers people, the court tripled it size eventually, leaving more breathing space. Marvyn, a newcomer, hoodwinked into the ranks of TTB, saved a few balls, much to the delight of TTB and the ire of Orange. Beginners' luck should be banned in games, bah.
However, as with all new alliances, the inductive stage is still in transition, and some fluidity appears to be lacking, as the 'mo qi' or team spirit weren't as cognitive as was when it was just The World (tm).
TTB looks like it's here to stay. Say no! to alcohol! Abstain!
The game started on a small note. Literally. With 12 players squeezed into just 1 court, one could hardly fart without stinking up all other 11 players.
I'll cut to the chase: TTB won (bah) overall 5:3. Orange was in shambles as they tried to recuperate from the shock that was the combined forces that was TTB and The World(tm). So much so was the shock that eventually, demoralization set in and Orange members deserted ranks, leaving a grand total of 3 Orange members against 7 TTB members, of which the 3 held their guard pretty well.
It was a good day for international rivalry to run high, as someone from TTB hit Huifang, French property, with a sinister inter-continental ball(istic) missle [ICBM]. Jacques Chirac refuses to comment, and Remi Fontan commented darkly that "Something will be done" (in French, of course) but ironically, Remi accidentally scored an own goal.
As with the expansionary powers people, the court tripled it size eventually, leaving more breathing space. Marvyn, a newcomer, hoodwinked into the ranks of TTB, saved a few balls, much to the delight of TTB and the ire of Orange. Beginners' luck should be banned in games, bah.
However, as with all new alliances, the inductive stage is still in transition, and some fluidity appears to be lacking, as the 'mo qi' or team spirit weren't as cognitive as was when it was just The World (tm).
TTB looks like it's here to stay. Say no! to alcohol! Abstain!
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