Daarn, nobody ever blogs here.

I shall type an entry that nobody will see!

Team Tiger beer conspires to take over Orange AND The World(tm)

In the recent spate of events, a new force to be reckoned has swept the Singapore Unicyclists into disarray. The stalward teams of Orange and The World face a new crisis, what with rising oil prices and the PAP, that verily threaten their existence and survival.

As they say, that is very, very bad.

It's almost like one's nice, ol' period dramas, where long feuding sects suddenly are threatened the uprising of a new nemesis; a common one. Henceforth they team up and verily, defeat the nemesis, whereupon they live happily ever after and return to feuding with each other.

And the traditional groups of Orange and The World (tm) are challanged by the unprecedented presence of Team Tiger Beer. The blazons of bold Orange (snide mockery, quite akin to 'THE Finger' to team Orange) and otherworldly colors (likewise said 'finger' to The World (tm) ) splashed on their chests serve to act as a direct challenge to BOTH team Orange and The World (tm), as sneakily and subtly, a silent takeover of team members from both traditional teams commence. Long standing Orange stalward, Kailun, acclaimed The World (tm) sentinel, Kee and even Alice of Orange fame have readily succumbed to the alcoholic vapors of Team Tiger Beer.

What is to become of Orange and The World(tm)?

With armed-to-the-teeth (so primary school cliché) Team Tiger Beer, comprising of Alice, Kailun, Kee, Geoffrey (although not garbed in Tiger Beer shirt) and later, an Emmanuel, hoodwinked into believing Team Tiger Beer's potential formed Team Tiger Beer. The other team, yet unnamed but comprised of the remnants and staunch believers of Orange and The World(tm), were me (ack self-reference!), Darren, Siyong, Jas, Jiahui and later, Jonathan and someone who's name isn't known. Oh, Andrew was on Team Tiger Beer too.

Could it be that, quoting the brewery verbatim, 'It's Tiger time'. Will the demise of establishments be due?

But alas! In the tradition of period dramas and all things right, the might of the fledglings are no match against the old gingers (insert random clichéd chinese proverb).

Or simply put, in the words of Jiahui, Je suis Kickass!

The final score was... Team Kickass won. By a very big margin. That's all you have to know, really.

Oh that and Geoffrey fouled Siyong spectacularly, when he flew through the air, barrel-rolled and rolled on the floor like 4 times not before cartwheeling and somersaulting.

Is that a blatant attempt of Team Tiger Beer to maim all existing traditional team members or what?