Introducing the latest Autumn fashions, as the otherwordly hue of Orange has been abandoned in favor of soothing blue. This move has been confirmed by fashion critics on the 26th of July as worldly events has seen a general phenomenon to move from acclaimed colors to new frontiers.
Just as the Orange team became
blue.
But why blue as opposed to red, the other color taken by what was once The World(tm) team?
Simple: The win of 7:0 confirms the posterity of
le bleus. Blue is the official color of the Frenchies. Blues are a popular genre of music. You get monday blues, never reds. Blue is
muy cooler.
Although the colors were switched in the halves, the power of blue vested in its original conspirators cannot be denied. The first half yielded a score of 5:0 in favor of the blues. The second half a 2:0.
Yours truly has temporary amnesia. He cannot remember the exact number and names of the teammates in each team, for there were about 8 or more per team. But we bring you the highlights:
Andrew scored a goal!!! This bodes well for him, and prospects look good.
There were way too many people on the court.
Everyone tried out a 'keeper-rotation' technique, improving the game in general.
Wen almost scored.
Jeff suddenly appeared, scaring everyone (ok maybe it's just me) and upped the ante of the game.
There were a few good shots by the Reds, especially the one which ricocheted off the posts, but still didn't get in.
Alex, after a failed shot, appeared to be possessed by shouting something undeceipherable. The 7th month, maybe?
Siyong was conspicuously missing.
I can't remember how the Blues got 5:0 in the first half, though.
Must have been magic.
The Reds, in the first half, did put up good fight. They had a total of 5 attempts at shooting. (Strange how I remember this)
And that is why you should wear blue! Bleu! Azul! Blu! Blau!
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