The positioning of Gideon, who dons not orange but brown yet is on the Orange team can be explained by the simple intersection of the demand and supply curves of Gideon.
Seen above, the supply of Gideon is unitarily inelastic, which is to say, 1. Gideon positioning is determined by the demand of himself by the two teams, and factors which affect his positioning are not solely attributed to demand only, but also but his choice (wise move!). That is to say, if Gideon's choice for Orange falls, that would shift demand curve to the left and the intersection would result him in either limbo (0) or in The World(tm), which we all know don't want to happen.
The process of the 21/6 uni-hockey is unique. A long time ago, when dinosaurs still existed, The World(tm) garnered popularity with its immense strength and powers. The imbalance of victories led The World(tm) to a golden age. However in the recent months, The World(tm) has been on the wrong end of the landslide, and nary a victory has been awarded to them. However, the 21/6 uni-hockey appears to be a turning point, as they hit the trough of the victory cycle and seem almost to be hitting back.
At the earlier point of time, The World(tm) was at their peak with a win-lose ratio of 5:1. However, things took a sudden turn as they hit recession, defined as a prolonged period of losses or stagnation. Soon, they hit the trough as the win-lose ratio took a turn. On the 21/6 uni-hockey event however, they showed signs of picking up, and speculators predict a possible chance for recovery and pick up, after such a long protracted trough.
The 21/6 hockey session was a session of much pain and agony. After a long 10 minutes have passed, neither Orange nor The World(tm) gained an advantaged in terms of scores. While demand for Gideon was high to the effect of his being in Orange, he remains conspicuouly stuck in the defense area.
Meanwhile, while the fierce interaction between Orange and The World(tm) commence, Rémi decides to demonstrate the correct application of CG or center of gravity as he suddenly stands up on his fork. It may be a distraction to make The World(tm) people off their guards, but Jolyon and age huffily protests the lack of backup.
An itsy-bitsy teenie-weenie yellow-and-white striped tennis ball whizzed happily by Huifang's unicycle, demonstrating the perfect relationship between transferance of kinetic energy from player to hockey stick to ball and into the goalpost, marked by the formula:
e= 1/2 mv squared.
The trajectory of the ball was in accordance of the projectile motion, and according to Newton's first law of motion an object (in this study, the tennis ball) will move in a straight line and constant speed in the absence of all forces and owing to gravity and the absence of vigil, the tennis ball exhibited Newton's second law of motion where the acceleration of the ball as produced by a net force is directly proportional to the magnitude of the net force, in the same direction as the net force, and inversely proportional to the mass of the ball or F=ma
In short, The World(tm) scored the first goal.
While The World(tm) celebrates and Siyong would have cartwheeled and somersaulted if he could, I'm sure, complete with pulling his shirt over his head, Orange players Huifang, Kailun and Rémi are taking it in their stride, as Kailun demonstrates the perfect one-foot wheelwalk.
Maxim, Kee, Darren and Siyong are gaining momentum, P=mv, as Yihao, Jiahui, Wen and PinPin (omg yes she came down! A rare sighting indeed! Beat THAT Halley Comet!) laid idle with little threat of Orange ever coming close. 2 20"s on offense really cannot match up to the behemoths of 24" and one 26" as revolutions per minute (rpm) would greatly differ in terms of circumference of the wheel and crank length. Moment would affect too as long-cranked 24"s outstrip the amount of acceleration possible on short-cranked 20"s.
Suddenly, someone from Orange scored! I don't remember who, but the shock of it was such that it only spurred The World(tm) to play harder and furioser. The score's 1:1, and finally the chit-chat has ended. It seems that gossips have run dry. Maybe Orange people run on gossips? But thankfully, Kailun has assumed the offense while Gideon happily resides in the defense. There is 5 more minutes, and Darren, Siyong and Kee attack all at once with Maxim on the rebound in the middle.
Then, chaos ensues as Yihao and Maxim join in the fray and everyone crashes in front of the goalpost while Kee and Siyong are still on. Kee scores a goal and Siyong dryly commented how he should do some cartwheels, preferably while with his shirt over his head.
Jolyon calls for a half time. Age compels him.
The philosophical explanation for age rejects the concept of time, but the explanation of which lies of another paper.
Yihao abuses Xiao Bai, by comitting Xiao Bai against the Orange, against Xiao Bai's wheel.
The second half was a pronounced stalemate for a full 15 minutes. It was only after that that Orange scored their first goal, as a squeezed in goal from an impossible angle evoked a controversial argument whether it went in, to which was closed by Andrew saying "It went in," and the case was closed.
So it was a draw, after so much playing and so much typing.
And in the distance, a discordant "Maiahee! Maiahuuu! Maiahoo! Maiaha!ha!" bleats.... the cacophany travelling at exactly 331.29 metres per second, which is the speed of sound. In air, I mean. In Helium (He) the speed of sound is 965 metres per second, and in Carbon Dioxide (CO2) it is considerably slower, being 259 metres per second. But since the court was filled with air, the music travelled the few metres between the speakers and the players at 331.29 mtres per second.
End.
This was written by an Arts student.
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