This is the story of a unicycle. A pink unicycle at that. It use to be a nice silver color.
But no, it was not to be. It would not get to live it's life as a nice ordinary silver unicycle. For evil lurks everywhere and this time it appeared in the form of Jia Hui *cue thunder and lightning + evil laughter* Appearing out of nowhere, she captured the poor silver unicycle and brought it to the lands of which she reigned supreme - PGP residences. *cue more thunder and lightning*
Not content with the capture of a poor innocent unicycle, the manical mistress of misfortune decided that she needed to compound the misery of the unicycle and paint it PINK! Luckily the plans to add daisy and flowers was aborted due to laziness on Jia Hui's part.
Not to be deterred, the now Pink Unicycle was brought to a gathering to be paraded in front of more unicycles. Silver, black, but none as shocking pink as this poor little unicycle.
What will come of this poor unicycle? What cruel fates lie in the none too distant future? Only the fates know.
Stay tuned for more heart-renching adventures of "The Pink Unicycle"!
Note: No unicycles were harmed in the production of this essay. Except maybe, Sid's BLACK unicycle, which got a twisted neck somewhat. But it WASN'T our fault!
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